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TEN FOOT TALL

I wish he would get on with finishing his website. This is gibberish.
- Waste of space

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2 years of lockdown and this is the best he can do.

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Whinge whinge whinge. Fuck me. Here. Have some real gibbberish! concordi. Fert his. Recessit mentes praecipites locum caligine sui egens erat. Silvas caeli regna.

Upcoming Tours & performances

en Foot Tall is not currently touring. He is available for private events though. Sometimes. Depends on his mood really. Why not give it a crack and email him using the button below.